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The stainer

variation of the shocker where you put the index finger in the vagina and 3 fingers in her anus while stimulating the woman's clitoris with your thumb.
Damn that girl left shit on my knuckles after I gave her "the stainer".
by J. Jonah Jameson May 31, 2009
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Acacia Staines

Acacia;
a bit of history.. African populations used to use beads to represent value, they made precious beads out of rock or stone, less precious beads were made from nut or berry husks/shells. The lowest denomination in this ancient currency was the acacia bead, made from marmot shit with a hole poked in it and left to dry.

Staines;
when the stain sound is made the brain conjures images of dark unwanted marks on a clean surface this aptly describes the disgust and shame her ancestors felt when they were cursed into bringing these trolls into society.

Acacia Staines
when we put these to words together we end up with shitstain, this is extremely accurate in depicting the character of its owner.
by (Tom chippie linwood) CUNT October 15, 2011
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bowl stainer

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap
I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.
by brian meade February 20, 2004
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Stalin

by FlappyChicken3 April 8, 2017
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stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window
I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.
by maybenot September 4, 2003
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stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.
Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.
by Cletus September 14, 2003
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stained

It's Staind not Stained.
Staind is a decent band. Not Stained, that's what you get when you spill something on your shirt.
by Sta as in Staples December 7, 2006
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