strager

Somebody who's terrible at games and everything that doesn't involve programming.

Can't even make images! Use blackpawn's texture generator to hold your hand to make a picture.

0-20 in TF2

You got strager'd

by Immotal October 16, 2008

stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

by Marc September 20, 2004

stage pretty

The phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the fuckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.

"Was Matt hot?"
"nah, not really, he was just stage pretty"

by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

Cunt Stage

After those who are generally cunts by nature become very drunk, (esp. from gin) and get very loud and aggressive towards all.

'Lads! Fraz is in cunt stage again!!'
'Fraz was in cunt stage and got pissed on!!'

by the tramp and co October 15, 2007

The Stage Dive

Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...

This can also become an Air Raid

Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night

Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?

Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...

Gal: Can i try it?

Guy: Do you have a Penis?

Gal: NO WTF!

Guy: Then What do you think...?

Gal: Damn!

by kymmy babes 2 April 21, 2009

perfect stanger

we you are fucking a girl in the dark and your buddy is outside and you tell the girl you are going to be right back and you go get your friend and slap his hand and he starts fucking the girl you just were fucking and then you go outside to the window and knock on the window and wave to her and she would is going to freak out when she notices someone else fucking her.

hey man i got this girl and we both bout to fuck her. How man she dont wanna fuck me? oh yess she's not going to kno were going to pull a perfect stanger. im going to start fucking her first with the lights off by my window then ill tell her ill be right back and then you walk in and start fucking her and ill go outside to my window and way to her and take a picture of her face :)

by xxninixx123 October 21, 2010