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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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spockshocka

An erotic sex act invented by the small time ballas, which should be practiced on hot babes. Similar to the original shocker, only the ring finger gets to get in on the action. To perform the spockshocka, insert your pinky and ring finger into her anus. Then insert your middle and index finger into her vagina. Last, use your thumb to tickle in the middle.
"He gave me the spockshocka until I came, jamming all four fingers into both my holes."
by Sir Bizzle D Perv January 19, 2008
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spookdaddy

A derogatory term used to describe the fathers of spooks.
That spookdaddy doesn't take care of his children.
by Jojwjwjejej December 22, 2013
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spooky basket

A gift basket made in October filled with Goodies and other things related to Halloween. The spooky basket contains candy and movies. It is usually made by a female and given to a male as a gift showing care and intimacy.
Girl: Hey baby I made you a spooky basket with candy and scary movies to watch together!
Guy:Heck yeah I've been wanting a spooky basket so bad!
by Christianthegr8 October 18, 2018
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jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.
by kyle December 20, 2004
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spooking

to stalk, check-out, creep, watch, look at.
John: Have you seen the new girl at school?
Pablo: No, what's her name? I'm gonna go spooking on her facebook.

Sarah: Did you see that guy spooking on you when we passed by?
Jane: Wow. What a creeper.
by spooksterPRO August 18, 2010
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Spooktober

Issac: "Hey its October you know what this means, Spooktober!"
John: "NO ISSAC IT THE 25TH TO HALLOWEEN!!"
Their Mother: "I wish I never had kids"

Their Father: *Went to get milk 20 years ago*
by Sans the spooker October 1, 2019
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