Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

Atlanta Spork

A spork in Atlanta, GA, usually discarded on the street. Sporks are very common in Atlanta, and are a matter of cultural pride. Although they are considered litter, ATLliens have some pride for sporks found on the ground, similar to chicken wing bones.

"No one uses spoons here, take an Atlanta spork"

by 404tlien February 23, 2022

Giant crack spork

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7

The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck

by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021

sporkmasta

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.

Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW

by Tommy February 27, 2005

Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

splorgledemic

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass

" dude this game is splorgledemic"

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

splerk

The act of ruining someones life or being a fool by acting like ones self. Can be used to describe lameness or annoyingness.

Melody just splerked on herself!
There's splerk everywhere! He's going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk.
SSSPLEEERRK!!

by sheepapeeed August 10, 2007