sloppy pocket

nother term for giny, vag, fanny, box ect

"he wants to get in her sloppy pocket"

by clit mcgee January 12, 2005

Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.

A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!

by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013

Sloppie-Toppie

-a dirty deep throat;

"baby gimme sloppie-toppie"

by juss.trill. January 3, 2015

Sloppy HoJo

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)

Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!

by dbrock591 January 9, 2008

sloppy bob

close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).

Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?

by Sloppybobtango June 2, 2009

sloppy hanky

The act of blowing one's nose on a girls clitoris, usually done during a pause when eating her out.
(it is not recomended to continue eating)

Man i was so dirty eating her out last night, i gave her a sloppy hanky...

by SeuxalGoat September 9, 2007

Slopposite

Noun. A sloppy job of doing the wrong thing.

Worker: we built a pretty bad spaceship, sir.

Boss: what!?!? I told you to build a tunnel to the center of the earth and you did just the slopposite! Fucking bastards.

by Prplman's iPod May 14, 2009