Splooge McDuck

The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.

She had enough change for the vending machine after I gave her the 'ole Splooge McDuck

by BroBible September 10, 2012

Dry Splooge

When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge

When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.

by Nerdrowwilson1 February 18, 2009

Splooge

Paintball residue left over from a shot.

Wipe that splooge of me.
You got some splooge on you still

by Jimal98 March 14, 2009

Shloof

noun - A person or animal who is tired. Can also mean lazy. (adj - Shloofy)

Aww my dog is so tired, she is a realy shloof.

You're such a shloof, get off the couch and do some work.

by prcg October 19, 2009

Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012

Splooge

to forcefully bust a nut

Hakim splooged a load all over Joumanna's chin!

by Wan Hanglo November 16, 2003

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003