Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010

sluttering

1. Working the corner.
2. The act of staring at a girl that you have no chance of getting.

1. She is always sluttering after work.
2. "Dude, stop sluttering. You're drooling on my paper."

by Prez December 30, 2004