Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

singer spill

A spill of any liquid or food, especially a large spill that creates a major mess and leaves a stain. A singer spill is usually followed by an expletive spoken very loudly.

Dude, that Exxon Valdez was a friggin' singer spill.

by Not a singer February 28, 2005

spinerafelia

adj.(spine-ra-feel-e-a)

spinerafelia, the sexual attraction to a spine in your anal cavity

spinerafeliac
n.(spine-ra-feel-e-ack)

a person who practices spinerafelia

patrick likes spines in his anal cavity... patrick is a spinerafeliac and practices spinerafelia

by trenalets July 14, 2009

spenge

begging on the streets for change

Shit, I bought a bunch of stupid shit today. Now I've gotta spenge to pay my rent.

by Ms. Anthropic January 24, 2014

Spinerio

A man who has suffered through different stages and needs help. Naming Someone Spinerio also means that they have a big impact in life and need to complete it or they failed “Spinerio”

Aye Spinerio Why Do They Call You Spinerio

by Spin-dica December 5, 2018

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

Spine Scraper

A dick that is so large that you can feel it scraping the inside of your spine.

Girl, I had a Spine Scraper last night and it was not enjoyable.

by RickRollin August 1, 2019