Spiderman- Super hero, crime fighter and menace
Peter Parker- Pizza Delivery Boy, Photographer and Student
Peter Parker is.....SPIDERMAN.....hes busy alot and always late when meeting his friends, Mary Jane and Harry Osborne. Harry Osborne's dad was killed by Spiderman, although Harry's dad was Green Goblin (He dosent know) he seeks revenge and so does a Super Villain named 'Doc Ock', he thinks spiderman has killed his wife Rosie, but she was actually killed in a experiment with her husband, Docter Octavius(Doc Ock) and Doc Ock seems to be the strongest super villain Spiderman has ever faced..... What a load of bull
Peter Parker- Pizza Delivery Boy, Photographer and Student
Peter Parker is.....SPIDERMAN.....hes busy alot and always late when meeting his friends, Mary Jane and Harry Osborne. Harry Osborne's dad was killed by Spiderman, although Harry's dad was Green Goblin (He dosent know) he seeks revenge and so does a Super Villain named 'Doc Ock', he thinks spiderman has killed his wife Rosie, but she was actually killed in a experiment with her husband, Docter Octavius(Doc Ock) and Doc Ock seems to be the strongest super villain Spiderman has ever faced..... What a load of bull
Kid- I want that game! Spiderman2, the game looks awesome!
-After buying the game.....-
Kid- This game is shit! I cant even kill the Rhino!
Kid2- Stick to the damn mario games, Fuckface!
-This has made no sense what-so-ever.
-After buying the game.....-
Kid- This game is shit! I cant even kill the Rhino!
Kid2- Stick to the damn mario games, Fuckface!
-This has made no sense what-so-ever.
by Mysterio July 20, 2004
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The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"
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You prick, spiderman!!!
by The Hand Of God April 6, 2005
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The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007
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