snoodometer

A device for measuring how keen someone is for a snoodle.

Steve's snoodometer is reading off the scale when he points it at Richard.

by JBiggler123 June 12, 2008

snoodlewhopper

an area of the body that is often the site of dipthongal infections, which occur from excess choir singing at state level.

"I think you have a dipthongal infection on your snoodlewhopper!"
...I'll get the ointment.

by imadancingsquirrel October 11, 2010

Snowdenfreude

Pleasure derived from the inability of another country to function during a snowstorm

Displaying transatlantic snowdenfreude, CNN and BBC eagerly reported on snow-related travel chaos in England and America, while ignoring the same problems at home.

by Diddley squat December 28, 2010

snoodleing

When someone sneezes with food in their mouth and it sprays all over.

I get embarrassed when I (snoodle) snoodleing in public.

by Cbdawg May 25, 2014

Snodland

a small town in Kent, southeast of england. It consists of 3 schools 2 parks shops and houses.

Person 1: I live in Snodland
Person 2: Isnt that a small town?

by Kirkazoid95 May 25, 2011

Snodgrass

A character in a British kids comic book.

Did you see what Snodgrass got up to this week

by London El Vis October 5, 2005

snood

A penis that is so short, the foreskin extends over it causing it to look much like an elephants trunk.

ie., the snood penis, aka "the ant eater"

Milan dropped trow in McDonalds and exposed his snood to the cubscouts in the ballpen.

by Hank Fuckface April 26, 2006