Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

Smoke and Mirrors

01: Something/Someone that deceives or distorts the truth.
02: Something/Someone that distorts or blurs facts ,figures, etc., like a magic or conjuring work; artful deception; tricky inventiveness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 01, 2003

roll smoke

To partake in the use of marijuana.

From Hank Williams Jr's song "Family Tradition":
Hank: "So don't ask me, Hank, why do you drink?"
Crowd: "To get drunk!"
Hank: "Hank, why do you roll smoke?"
Crowd: "To get high!"
Hank: "Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?"
Crowd: "To get laid!"

by Nicholas D May 29, 2009

smoke wagon

A six-gun (Westerns) or a sidearm.

"Go on! Skin that smoke wagon..." (Wyatt Earp in the movie Tombstone)

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

by Senor Dale "Dane-o" Carrillo May 09, 2008

smoking blueprints

rewarded a big ticket for a ball of wax(shine)
paying a price for inclusive coverage in the cabinet of leadership/fame/ministry.
working your plans with no troubles

Dusty and Dirty in Mudpits smoking blueprints to change their government systems.
Dusty: Hey Dirty, what it do?
Dirty: I'm smoking blueprints baby, how about you?

by @tikifaces_ January 25, 2019

out smoke

When you smoke more then everyone else in the session

chad: Bro I out smoked terry at the sesh last night

steve: nice

by Steamfend January 13, 2022