smart chav

an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.

the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.

by sir emo of grebland May 2, 2006

smart aleck

A more appropriate substitue for smart ass, correct spelling is elick.

teacher: hey you in the back, quit being a smart aleck.

Alec(boy in the back: my name is alec.

Thsi actually happened in my class it was damn funny

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

Smart Guy

A TV show in the late 90's about a afro-american "Ten year old wiz kid bustin' high school". The ten year old kid being TJ Henderson, played by TJ Mowry. It was showed on the Disney channel for two years. TJ is also joined by two slackers, his brother Markus and Markus' best friend Moe. Tj and Markus live with their single father who owns a contracting company and also with their sister, Yvette. There is also some weird white kid whose name slips my mind.
"Smart Guy" is now shown as re-runs on the network called BET, meaning black entertainment.

"Yo Jamal. Whatchu' Finna do after skoo'?"

"Nuttin' much mane. Just finna pop some j's and maybe watch me some Smart Guy"

by dannakin December 19, 2008

SmarterChild

A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.

PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
SmarterChild: Yes.

Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.

by Trifecta Face Supporter April 12, 2006

smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

Sharty

An annual celebration hosted by a UA student where people from across the U.S. travel to Tuscaloosa, Alabama to get blackout drunk.
Derived from the words Sean & Party

Omg did you hear how many people are going to the Sharty this year? It's going to be lit.

by uaguy2020 April 3, 2019

sharty

another word for shawty or shorty, only better sounding. could also be used for a ugly ass bitch who sharts alot, like addison rae.

i need a bad *bleep* addison rae, sharty the baddest, and she got her ways.

by babyeater666 July 19, 2020