Ejaculate on a girl in an even pattern to give the appearance of frosting, then shit on the chest and stomach in a button pattern and punch her in the nose so it enlarges and turns orange like a carrot.
The slutty girl wouldn't stop mouthing off so I took her back to my room and gave her the ol' Frosty Snowman.
by zz Jack the Ripper zz March 27, 2010
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by gps93 November 13, 2011
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A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.
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Get the cadet snowman mug.verb: When you finish in your hand, then subsequently toss it in your face. Most times it is accompanied by a frightening facial expression and/or a loud grunt.
I totally abominable snowmanned this chick the other day in a fuddrucker's bathroom, she freaked out.
by GetThatNut August 17, 2010
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Get the snowman mug.When a romantic relationship is moving slower than dead people. One person is generally aware, and pissed off. The other is totally oblivious and waiting for the "right moment" to take things further.
Guy1- Dude, you and Kate have been going out for like two years! Maybe it's time you kissed her?
Guy2- I'll do it when I'm ready, okay?
Guy1- Jeez, bro, how much longer will you keep up this damn slowmance?
Guy2- I'll do it when I'm ready, okay?
Guy1- Jeez, bro, how much longer will you keep up this damn slowmance?
by Tig765 February 6, 2010
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by Boss.silva July 16, 2009
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