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Drop Sloth

A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.
Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.
Drop Sloth by Petros March 10, 2004
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Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Slapping the Sloth by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

Ground Sloth

Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.
I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.
Ground Sloth by P.Rex December 2, 2016

blazing sloth 

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.
"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."
blazing sloth by Kiop765 February 24, 2014

Wet Sloth 

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.
"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"
Wet Sloth by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016

Pedo Sloth 

That sloth that taps on your window while your sleeping
I hate it when that pedo sloth taps on my window while I'm sleeping