Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
by BongoLongManMDF August 09, 2024
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 30, 2023
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Sunday Slinger

When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.

Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!

-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
by CherryDaddy June 12, 2024
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Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.
by jacknut January 18, 2012
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hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.
That stud is a real hose slinger.
by jacknut January 13, 2012
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mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally
I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock
by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024
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