gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.

That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.

by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

Sloppy Dallas

Fuck load of dip and a mouth full of tip

“Me and sister were on the tractor when out of nowhere, she rips my pants off and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas!”

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Israeli Nasal Slapper

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

by amaral11 December 31, 2010

slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

by Freddi3 August 1, 2010