Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

slinging boulders

pushing the good stuff

yo you slinging boulders?

by realgmufafucka October 13, 2017

Slunging

A slunge is the act of shopping and going for a spot of lunch

Hey Ma, do you fancy going out slunging tomorrow?

by Gatesy Floyd September 14, 2018

Slancing

When you so tired, you gotta close your eyes. But those beats got your body still moving.

#slancelyf #everybodyslancenow

"Man, this weed, 3am, and those beats got me slancing"

by Chairman Mowow September 6, 2019

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked into the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked in the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019