skema

A plan of action.

Mike: What's your skema on getting that girl out on a date?

Mark: Just watch and learn!

by cell552 May 26, 2010

Scemoic

Scemoic is a adjective that describes someone/something as Scene (sce), Emo (mo) and Epic (ic). Combining all three words scene, emo and epic; will give you Scemoic!

*Girl walks out of Hot Topic's dressing room with all black dress, lace gloves, blue and black hair extensions, dark make-up and goth jewelry*

Girl: "How do I look?"

Boy: "You look very scemoic... It's amazing and I like it!"<3

Girl and Boy: *Hugs*

or

*walks into goth room*

Girl: *Gazes around* -Gasp in excitement- "This room is so Scemoic!"

by The muffin man! October 23, 2011

shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

by word jockey August 21, 2013

skembag

A term to describe the on-line and real-life scumbag who's "scumbagery" is to such a degree the term scumbag doesn't quite cover it.

OMG you fucking skembag

by MrMorten March 28, 2015

skamon

To do something with high energy or when someone is ready to do something with high energy.

Let's all skamon and take a shot together, SKAMON!

by LILJAYLICH October 4, 2016

skelontining

When its cold and your chin quivers and teeth chatter

I was skelontining when it was cold

by Dehjcnjdlkgdsjhnajof June 4, 2016

Skedoosh

The small area of skin between the sac and anus. For females, often referred to as taint. Got its name based on the sound guts make hitting the floor if this area is cut open.

TaRStaRSlama has such small balls, it's difficult to distinguish his ass, from his balls, from his skedoosh.

by 2inPoo1inGoo June 11, 2016