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Head of Skate 

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com

It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)
Michael - Have you seen "Head of Skate"?
Steven - What a fantasy!

(Both Nervously Chuckling)
Head of Skate by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009

Guy From Skate Board Fail 

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!
Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say

Eat Fast and Skate Ass 

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.
Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this 

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen
“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

fake skate

Somone who appears to be a 'skater boy' but in reality has never actually skateboarded more than moving on the board. They often are weak, stupid, and unpopular people with acne who want girls to like them, but instead make them hate them more.
That guy Jake, he is one fake skate.
fake skate by Vivec May 7, 2004

Free Skate 

A place where white kids who live in or around Westie hang out every Friday night. You can ice skate or just hang around the rink and be lazy dumbasses, but most of us don't want to be fatasses so we actually SKATE. Mostly described as FS (free skate)
Westie Girl #1: Hey r u going to fs (free skate) on friday?
Westie Girl #2: Nah, I'm going to hang out with my friend at Legacyyyyyyyy text meh!
WG1: Oh!!!!!!!!!! kay!
Free Skate by Am_Azn October 3, 2009