shlaling

To beat someone up.

Watch yourself before i shlaling you fam.

by K1NX November 27, 2020

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

Sharking

The act of continuing to work, move around, or accomplish tasks in an attempt to put off the inevitable physical crash that you know is coming, in order to be able to finish something important, such as driving home after work, or finish a critical school or work assignment on a tight deadline. Because much like a shark, the moment you stop moving, you're going to collapse into a puddle and drown.

"How are you doing."
"I'm really sharking hard right now. Gotta keep moving enough to finish these few things. Then I can stop and rest."

by Athena's Owl March 8, 2022

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Quit Shaking

“a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“

Don’t be a Quit Shaking.

by Vertaci June 9, 2021