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Internet Savant

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.
1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.
by Harmonica John December 28, 2010
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shant

When you try to shit, but can't.
Raymond really had to take a shit, but nothing came out. His shant lasted about five minutes before he conceded and pulled his pants back up.
by Ray's princess August 10, 2010
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Shantelle

A very weak zombie. Zombie-fied. Feeling very shag.
You are such a shantelle!
by anonymous/zombie September 22, 2010
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Shantiel

The type of girl that has the definition of real.
always there.
her best friend is allie.
has major cudi fever.
smokes and drinks
never lets you down.
down as fuck.
and is the devils decent from hell.
oh you know shantiel? yeah shes my best friend.
by berrylicious July 8, 2011
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Shante

Shante dear, call the cellular later!
by EDS&JDB&KMB September 12, 2003
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Shantha

A absolute belter of a girl, with a fat booty, your booty will never compare.

She will bite you if you deserve it, but she'll protect you with her life.
OMG you're so lucky to have Shantha as a friend! And her big fat batty to slap.
by dazing witch October 17, 2020
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shant

a guy that always has at least three girls to bone, and when he bones them he dose it all at once. shants are known to have the biggist dick possibel its so huge you can see a lump in a shants pants even when he dosent have a 18 inch bonner.shants are mainly known for being good in bead they are so good they make girls orgasam telapathicaly
by guy90000000 June 4, 2011
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