Shrek Wes

Sheck Wes but turned into shrek.

Oh shit! It's Shrek Wes!

by CrystleJex December 3, 2018

Shreakapova

When someone starts shreaking/screaming/grunting during sex or any other activity. If it's similar to Maria Sharapova your known as shreakapova.

"Do you have to be so loud during sex your shreakapova"
"Stop doing shreakapova it's off putting"
"Your grunting is like shreakapova"

by WayneInzane October 12, 2009

Shrek

he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.

Shrek is a big fairytale

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar

holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

Shrek

God.

And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Shrek

is life. is love. if you don't want anal sex with Shrek you have problems. shrek is with ur mom. Shrek be dummy thicc daddy

I have an addiction to Shrek and I want him to climb up Thanos's butthole

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 19, 2019