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Horn Scraper

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
by WeenSauce March 17, 2009
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Bar Shrapnel

An abundance of loose change (coins) found in your pocket after a night out at the bar. Caused by breaking twenties repeatedly over the night instead of using your change.
I went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.
by Featherslam!!! July 14, 2009
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scrapin' the paint can

A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:

1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.

synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."
by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006
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shrappy

A compound of "Crappy" and "Shitty." Meaning is the same, but one may get away with expressing those same feelings without actually cussing in this case.
I was in a shrappy mood after I was fired from Debbie's Sex Emporium.
by bobo the monkey March 18, 2003
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email shrapnel

Email shrapnel is a collection of partially written, un-finished, and most importantly unsent emails that collect, most of the time in outlook, during a particularly busy day or week.

The danger of having too much email shrapnel at any given time is that your outlook crashes and you lose those emails that you intended to send.
I need to get rid of the email shrapnel on my computer before I leave work for the weekend.
by bmegless October 22, 2009
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face shrapnel

Excessing piercings on someone's face.
Did you see Becky's new cheek piercings? I thought the eyebrow, lip, and nose rings were more than enough.

Yeah dude, she's got some serious face shrapnel going on.
by hobartimus June 18, 2013
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diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit
The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.
by SickFiend May 23, 2016
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