(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.
Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.
Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!
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I went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.
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A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:
1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006
Get the scrapin' the paint can mug.A compound of "Crappy" and "Shitty." Meaning is the same, but one may get away with expressing those same feelings without actually cussing in this case.
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The danger of having too much email shrapnel at any given time is that your outlook crashes and you lose those emails that you intended to send.
The danger of having too much email shrapnel at any given time is that your outlook crashes and you lose those emails that you intended to send.
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Yeah dude, she's got some serious face shrapnel going on.
Yeah dude, she's got some serious face shrapnel going on.
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