obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

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Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

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shlong

a male penis

by Namaseit September 13, 2002

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Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.

"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"

Translation- "Can I see your hose?"

by mcskitttle323 December 28, 2005

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Shaona's are very unique and kind. Her name is very rare, so people often say it as "Shyana" or "Shona". Shaona's are smart, and obsess over their grades frequently. They are perfectionists, and participate in many extracurriculars.

Shaona wasn't at tryouts because she had a swim meet, and she can't come any other day because she has her spanish, tae-kwon-do, math, and soccer classes.

by Draco Malfoy's Hairline February 21, 2019

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