Shamps

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

by The corrector August 29, 2013

man shampoo

A man's ejaculation; cum; jizz.

"We saw you wash your downstairs hair in his man shampoo."

by LeeMa August 23, 2006

Navajo Shampoo

Referring to the act of defecating in a females hair and rubbing it into the follicles.

Her hair stunk for a week after I navajo shampooed her last friday

by NavajoChampion September 15, 2011

shampoo effect

what happens when you drink alcohol after previously drinking alot the night before and you get buzzed faster, similiar to when you shampoo your hair and if you wash it twice in a row the second time it gets alot foamier faster the second time

i need to drink a little slower right now i already have the shampoo effect going on after last nights binger

by free mustache rides November 7, 2010

Cincinnati Shampoo

When a gentleman orgasms into his partner's hair.

I was feeling so dirty until I got that Cincinnati Shampoo...

by booyaah May 19, 2008

Schimpfarian

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.

"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."

by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012

shampnesia

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.

(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!

by Todadile217 February 6, 2014