Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Shag for roof

A person that wants to sleep with another person to find somewhere to sleep for the night.

I knew right from the beginning she was searching for a Shag for roof. So I gave her both. A place to stay and a good Shag.

by NomadWordMaker January 6, 2021

Abu shag

Home to the shaggiest of crinimals and law enforced butt holes. Also home to the most notorius gang in all of existence (Balls gang, we stay litty u stay shitty )

If ur from Abu shag. you are a bag

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.

Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay

by charliemofo August 30, 2014

shag ragoo

Something that you say when you’ve been deprived of so much sleep and touch that you can’t make sense of any words to say

Pronounced: Shag Rah-goo

Idk dude… I’m just feeling Shag Ragoo rn

by Shingamieyezz February 8, 2022

shagged and bagged

In the event of a one night stand.

I shagged and bagged him.

by rachel x October 18, 2013

Scoob and Shag

One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!

"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."

by thecoolestpastaontheplanet April 30, 2019