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ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)
Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.
by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010
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autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked
as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.
by mmokey June 15, 2017
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switching sides

To act gangsta in home life but to be a nerd in work life.
Jason is an accountant and acts like carlton banks at work but out on the weekend he acts ghetto. Your either one or the other, stop switching sides.
by STARLIFE August 14, 2006
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Snitching

Snitching is a key component to black culture. If you cooperate with the police in any way, you're a snitch.
mo gibba snitching Gitttt $TiChEs Mahh Mo'fukInnn NiQqa
by JigglesMcDick January 2, 2016
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Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.
by Stringer57 October 18, 2008
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slitching

verb: to make an incision on a body, animal or human and have intercourse in the opening of the wound.
Thomas was slitching Sanchez. Causing severe damage in the abdominal region. Thus leading to severe bleeding from severe internal, and external hemoraging. followed by balls deep penetration. The result of the victim was death.
by Elroy Waits June 22, 2008
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