Scoots

A strange creature who's thought processes rarely coincide with those of everyone else. Very distinct personalities, but behaviors can range from somewhat caring friend to inconsiderate asshole to lazy bum. All Scootses are fond of the phrase "I's bigger, I's meaner, and I's stronger," and they tend to believe themselves to be more yolked than all but one person, although that person can vary from Scoots to Scoots.

No, Scoots, you would not make a good librarian, you're too damn loud!

by Mornin23 August 16, 2018

Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.

Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep

by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

Scoot scoped

Scoped is the best controller player

Wowow is scoot scoped he is a controller player

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

skeet scoot

Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.

Ill skeet scoot ur soul

by Ya boi demon April 2, 2019

SCOOT

A sissy, choirboy, homosexual, same sex lover, hip to hip shouter

I went to a midnight musical and there were a bunch of scoots all over the place.

by West Coast man July 5, 2021

Scoot sam

Scoot Sam is a very famous fortnitian who is the proud owner of scoot clan

Damn it's a scoot Sam

How cool

by PahHHah September 2, 2020