Love Santa

Ejaculate on the chin, offered as a gift, resembling a beard.

AKA: A Cum Beard

I just love santa'd on that slut!

by Nkd_Ninja September 30, 2011

Bad Santa

A friend who gets crappy drunk and is notorious for urinating on himself, as well as your furniture, in the same fashion Billy Bob Thornton displayed in the movie "Bad Santa"

Ryan got crapped again and went bad santa. Now I gotta steam clean the couch and carpets.

by Big P.C. from the Natti December 16, 2008

Santa niggas

homeboys that give gifts and shit. Frequently sport hydraulics on them reindeers. Pimping out them elf bitches. Gifts usually entail basketball and friied chicken. them boyz crayzayy, y'all.

Them santa niggas be coming down mah chimnay.
Nigga, why you gotta chimney?

by LAMAHAWK December 25, 2009

Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.

Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...

by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008

Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.

The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

Santa Tits

Breasts that shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.

Thom: "Check out ol' Santa tits over there."

Saira: "She should have worn a bigger bra!"

by TrolleyCrash August 8, 2007

Dirty Santa

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise

I love dirty santa

by tick/e November 5, 2018