Syphilherpaids

The special strain of super STI found on people who are doomed never to pass it on.
May lead to:
Spots, bad fake tan coloring to skin,

coldsores, and the carrier becoming extreamly annoying to all in the proximity.

"Damn Max, is that guy Tim extreamly annoying or what?"
"Yeh and he is so spotty, I think he has Syphilherpaids, we better run"

by D Void June 9, 2009

sypothesis

An unprovable hypothesis

These that are capable of sense of problems of gaping in information, formation of ideas and hypothesis, test modifications of these sypothesis and communication when unnoticed the hypothesis was devised by one not unlike a hippo.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

syphilitous

When a drunk guy is trying to make a move but u dont want to have sex so u come up with a disease so he goes away. a mix between syphilis and bronchitis

drunk guy at bar "want to come home with me?"

Me "i have syphilitous sorry dude."
Drunk guy "fuckin slut"

Walks away

by lolathesg April 9, 2015

Syphilpiss

Painfully unrinating through infected genetalia

I have to take a sitting down syphilpiss every time I need a wee, because of my teenage vaginal meandering.

by Masitra May 31, 2015

Syph

A name given to someone who has contracted syphilis and is a full-time fool.

Guy: Awww syph
Guy 2: Awww Nullzy

by Closet Nazi January 30, 2016

sypeing

When someone forgets to hit the "k" in skypeing.

Luke keeps asking me if I am sypeing.

by S Capitan May 9, 2016

syphilisation

The act of turning someone or something into syphilis.

Syphilisation is typically unhealthy for a young man, therefore, safe sex is a necessary practice.

by Chameleon Confits November 25, 2016