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Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....
"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."
by Blathnaid April 9, 2010
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Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.
by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010
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nigger sympathy

When you sympathize with blackies. I.e. not whipping them and feeling sorry for them.
"Hey did you go to the Black Lives Matter march?"
"Fuck no, I don't have nigger sympathy."
by NegroHomosexual March 17, 2017
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sysadmin

From the SAGE website:
system administrator n. a system administrator is one who, as a primary job function, manages computer and network systems on behalf of another, such as an employer or client
by ma11achy August 12, 2003
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yahoudi sympathizer

When you kiss, get head, or fuck a Jew.
OMG did you see Homam kiss that jew? He's a yahoudi sympathizer.
by benoitbarnes December 9, 2008
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sympathy

Sympathy is to compassion what phoniness is to authenticity. Sympathy is a fake coin. "There, there, it'll be all right". It is cheap, easy, sentimental and most often lacks sincerity. When someone has taken ill, lost his job, gotten injured or some other mishap, it is often at their own hands, through stupidity, in attentiveness or self destructive inclinations. They will then ask for sympathy, in other words, they want a free pass so they can go out and fuck up some more - this time with your blessing. It is co-dependent behavior, at best. Now, if you want to really support someone, you'll offer compassion and honesty. When sympathy shows up, honesty usually flies out the window, as they are most often wholly incompatible. Hence the popular quip, you'll find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilus. It is worse than offering nothing at all.
Please don't ask me to sympathize with you after you pulled a knife on your girlfriend and she dumped you.

When my friend had a heart attack, he was completely uninterested in constructive suggestions such as staying hydrated and eating healthier, he just wanted sympathy.
by Psychokitty June 6, 2016
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Symantec

A prestigious and well-known company that produces software, which serves to protect computers from viruses, trojans, hackers, etc. While their software may be very unresourceful and sluggish, it is thorough in its virus scans and protection.
"The world's most trusted antivirus solution" --Symantec slogan
by Eta January 1, 2005
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