Swing'n

Another way to say that something is really swell; or your really satisfied with the outcome of a particular incident. A "catchy" kind of phrase for some "old ass" white person when they think something went down really nicely.Goofy caucasion remark when they're exuberent about something.

Yo Pete! That's a real swing'n deal you got on those golf clubs!

Oh Martha! That's such a swing'n outfit! I think Johnny will really like it!

Construction Joe : Hey Teddy, I think I can finish your kitchen countertop and tile floor by tommorow, around 3pm.

Teddy : That's swing'n!

by C-dogg 77 January 16, 2009

swinging brick

The condition of a persons heart, hard, calloused, tough, grumpy; a heart of stone, or cold hearted perhaps.

Some might say that this swinging brick isn't made of flesh and blood.

Or
Grandchildren have a way of melting even the toughest swinging brick.

by Sadie_Kay February 14, 2018

Slingshotting

When a male uses his penis as a slingshot. It works great when aroused.

"Johnny and I went slingshotting last night to see who was the better man. I won."

by Shequavius DeAndre Tyrone October 15, 2019

Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

by daz9 September 16, 2007

Swing n a Miss

When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.

A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.

You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.

Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.

Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.

Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!

Ryan: Hahahaha.

Jim: Huh?

Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!

by Dene Halatau July 6, 2010

Swing

Swinging a certain way is a commonly understood euphemism to describe someone's sexual orientation.

1) Heterosexual: "So, uh, which way do ya swing?"
Closet Homosexual: "I'd rather not say..."

2) heterosexual: "So which way you swing, bro?"

Bisexual: Both ways. I'm frickin Tarzan.

by Your Teenage Philosopher July 31, 2014