stort

A small rodent, resembling a stoat but not as cool and with only 3 legs.

"Did you see that ugly stort?"
"Yeah, I'd rather have a stoat any day"

by Burnout June 14, 2004

Stotty

The term for a flat round bread eaten in the North East by the 'geordie' local population. Although it is sold around the United Kingdom under other names. Tourists may well have sampled the wonderous 'stotty' on a recent trip to Newcastle upon Tyne, sold in all baker shops (Greggs/Peters/Crawfords.

Gis a piece of your stotty geordie, ya greedy bastard.

by Mr. Tynesider May 26, 2011

fat stote

markus is a fat stote

markus is.......... a fat stote?

by cerro November 20, 2003

stoat gobbler

someone is is bordering on being a total tosser but not quite there

your mate man, he is such a stoat gobbler!

by sectorcpope May 28, 2006

Stoat

A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.

You filthy stoat!
Get away from me stoat!
Bad stoat!

by Davo G April 28, 2005

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

stoot

A combination of "stop" and "shook."

N: wow i'm not lion that's pretty tough
A: STOOT,, that was a terrible pun

by Reykaria September 4, 2017