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How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
by Nark1331 November 17, 2009
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stfu newbie

Shut the Fuck Up Newbie. Telling one to shut the fuck up and refering to him/her as a newbie
<Person #1>: you hax
<Person #2>: STFU newbie
by Justin Lin September 12, 2003
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STFU

"STFU" "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP"
by Dance Dance on your ass February 27, 2009
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STFUBISMFUYA

Shut
The
Fuck
Up
Before
I
Shove
My
Foot
Up
Your
Ass
Breh, don't talk about my momma like that! now, STFUBISMFUYA
by Japanda1014 July 29, 2009
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stfu

by Katzy July 25, 2008
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stfun

noob your gay stufn!!!!!!!!!
by anarchy 99 February 1, 2005
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stfu mf-er

pronounced: es-tee-ef-you-em-ef-er. a way of saying: shut the fuck up mother fucker.
used in texting, short hand messages, or even in a stressful situation; if someone insults me I'm like, "STFU MF-ER!"
by kkbby June 19, 2009
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