stunding

A sexual position where you stand up and open your mouth and your partner proceeds to shit inside your mouth.

Hey baby, how about we try stunding?

by poonslayerelite69 March 22, 2017

Stranding

(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.

My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.

by Mixo October 2, 2010

sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sandinga

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

by Sandinga November 23, 2010

Standin on Couches

1) You know that your game is far more advanced than the other peoples around you. You realize that other niggas bitches got they eyes on you for many possible reasons;

-Looks
-Style
-Fame
-Money
-Orginality

Which overall these collectively make up the word "Swag"- which by the way is not aquired nor learned, but you must be born with 3 of the 5 criteria.

2) At clubs everywhere, the VIP section is typically already on a higher level than the rest of the club. Couches are usually found in VIP sections of clubs. Although standing on couches is not usually permitted in the clubs, when a 'Swagful' individual stands on a couch at a club in the VIP section, he is the man. You must pay your respects because chances are that he is probably a high-grossing rapper that will steal your bitch and wax dat on the VIP couch.

"This is how we do, you see us 'Standin on the Couch' while we up in da club, this is how we do, ziploc full of haze, ten bottles above..."- Fabolous

"We standin in the red VIP so all the fast bitches and the haters could see us in all our splendor now we gon' do the otha side 'Standin on Couches'. The first timers got out they camera phones, they trynna capture the lifestyle. You can't blame em..." - Clipse

by BroHamm January 23, 2009

sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

shtanding

Shitting while standing.

When Jimmy walked into the public restroom, he saw Jerry shtanding in the corner because the stalls were occupied.

by Truthsquad1 December 5, 2014