by Katherine MM September 25, 2011
Get the Butt-Sneezemug. A cum sneeze is when you cum hard in a girls mouth and she gags or chokes on it thus resulting in it "going the wrong way" and it snorting out her nose. Though rare, a cum sneeze is something to cherish when you pull out and see twin streams of your load running from her nostrils.
Fuck dude. I shot in Beckies mouth last night and she coughed then cum sneezed and it came out her nose.
by Kippers P May 13, 2011
Get the Cum Sneezemug. Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.
Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
by BrianRoxtar June 17, 2011
Get the Sneeze Constipationmug. A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
Get the Belgian Sneezemug. Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.
Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
by omgwhatthehellwasthatnoise? October 21, 2011
Get the Sneeze Exhibitionistmug. A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.
by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020
Get the sneeze-gasmmug. Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.
My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.
by dbldckr January 3, 2013
Get the sneeze freezemug.