lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

by skakid December 19, 2009

smats

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

by fruit May 16, 2003

Meat sweats

When you eat too much steak and you start to sweat

"Yo bro we was at carbones last night and i ate a whole fuckin porterhouse and got the meat sweats kid"

by Hambeatz January 5, 2018

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005

lucas seats

Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure

Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats

by chrish999 September 18, 2008

meat sweats

Similar to a 'food coma', this happens when a person eats too much meat or too many different types of meat in one meal.

Mike: Breakfast was sooooo good!
John: Dude, I know...so much bacon, though...I'm starting to get the meat sweats.

by fatter and uglier August 2, 2011

sweatsticker

When two are engaged in sex in the missionary position and the two sweaty stomaches act as glue and stick the two together.

Ahhh yeaa baby, another one of those sweatstickers.

by Fire Productionz June 11, 2006