smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

smacked it

something that has been done that is considered to be cool by the masses

"ey did you see that boy smoke 60 zoots in a row and he was still standin like?!"
"yeah blud he smacked it"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 7, 2006

Smacked

It's the state of being "High" off of Weed. It does not mean to be Drunk. (That's Sauced)

"Yoo... We got SMACKED yesterday

by Rickmasta April 23, 2010

smacked with a burner

A person so ugly that he or she appears to have been pistol whipped

Stfu you're smacked with a burner

by DJCinFree1 April 13, 2014

smallenize

To make something smaller

Can you smallenize that image

by Fleur Petite July 22, 2014

smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015