slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

Slumps

Slumps are Sluts that support Trump's ethics. Low life losers that accept the fact they will misrepresent themselves, even illegally, to achieve success

Both of them have become Slumps by leaving a trail of bankruptcies and unpaid taxes in their wake.

by Timouthy Titmouse January 29, 2021

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Slump

/sləmp/
verb: To knock someone tf out.
Adj: To be asleep

verb: "DAMN, NIGGA GOT SLUMPED!!"
adj: "Johnny over there hit too much off the blunt, that fool is slump"

by Swimming With Martyrs February 20, 2017

Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023

get slumped

get rekt, but less 2012

GET SLUMPED!
GET ABSOLUTELY SLUMPED!

by wowoitU January 18, 2019

mini-slump

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.

Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.

by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017