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Slob

A 10/10 you see in a the airport but know you will never see again
I’m never going to see that slob again
by Riggers11 July 24, 2023
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slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019
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Slob

Slob meaning someone that is useless and lazy
"Hey, Jim your'e an absolute slob."
by SlightlyRightOfMiddle November 22, 2018
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Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”
by Slob king December 19, 2023
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Slob

A better and more descriptive way of saying blow job.
"I was gettin some slob the other night and this girl brought her friend into it for a tag team"
by superduperbreezy July 2, 2016
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slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc April 24, 2014
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Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”
by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022
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