Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Fart slapper

A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart

Reed- wow ... Smell that
Ranger - stop it Reed ur such a fart slapper

by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010

hand slapper

A guy who gives and receives high-fives excessively. A guy who slaps a lot of hands.

"You wear jeans?" asked the hand slapper, "Dude, so do I." slap hands

by Matthew S. March 2, 2006

ball slapper

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.

This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.

by wg February 5, 2003

Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.

Dude your mum is a snack slapper.

by Coe December 2, 2003