Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.

Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!

by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022

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slaytopolis

A word to describe something that is so incredibly slay that it is on parr with a major metropolitan city.

Nolan: Let’s go get some bacon pizza with ranch dipping sauce on the side.

Hailey: Slaytopolis we outtie.

by PizzleRizzle October 3, 2022

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Ham Slacks

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female

For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."

by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012

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Tea slave

When aspouse (usually a boyfriend. Preferably named Ben) brings tea to their significant other on a daily basis from Starbucks.

Cristitine: Beyyn!
Ben:What?
Cristine to the camera: hello this is my tea slave Beyyn

by Beyn May 27, 2018

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Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

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