sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.

“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie

by Black mass January 13, 2021

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.

Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."

by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018

sit tight

Shut the fuck up

I asked my boss a question that he didn't know the answer to and he told me to sit tight

by Dark Horse with Evil Streak January 16, 2018

Sit in the Shit

(a)When you know you're going into a area or situation were your person will receive a whole lot of verbal abuse.
(b)When you're going to party your brains out in some locale outside your city.

(i.e.-a)"I'm headed into to work to Sit in the Shit."
(i.e.-b)"For real Baby, I'm head to New York City to Sit in the Shit."

by Lgee December 24, 2008

Sit on ice

A way of saying "chill out", "cool down", or "relax"

Dude, go sit on ice.

by hodag_hottie November 18, 2009

Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to perform a publicized cake sitting.

Jennifer: Cake sitting can be fun, actually; the pleasant, warm and fuzzy feeling of the fudge on my tooshy makes me wanna sit on a cake myself.

by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010