Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

Shaking The Nickle Bush

A term meaning masturbation.

Sam) I walked in on Nick Shaking The Nickle Bush last night.
Steve) No way, thats nasty. i thought he stopped doing that in public.

by Overkill1994 June 24, 2009

Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

shaking my head sadly

A sad forlorn shaking of the head.

The way the early Beatles Paul and Ringo look on the cover of Seargent Peppers - shaking my head sadly - smhs

by Sewageinmybasement February 14, 2017

shade-shaking

To shadeshade is to stay up till the early hours of the morning on order to masturbate with full privacy.

"I got home from my date and went to check on my son. I caught him Shade-Shaking over Melanie Trump."

by Mister Admin Man January 11, 2017

sharking

Popularised by 'Questionable Content' cartoonist Jeff Jacques in comic #1397, sharking is the act of pressing ones' erect penis against the side of a sleeping partner.

"Marten kept sharking me awake."

""Sharking" you?"

"You know how sometimes if you're sleepin' with a guy he'll snuggle up to you and you feel something poking you in the side?
That's the Boner Shark."

by Cold Chicken Sandwich May 5, 2009

sharking

One's relentless circling of the perimeter of a party in pursuit of sexual encounters, repetitive in nature. The shark finally works up the confidence to approach, but those inside the party act as seals, darting away when the shark finally makes entry.

Some sharks have especially weird fetishes, and approach only upon smelling blood.

After sharking for hours, Alden finally broke through murky waters to snatch Alex, but she had fake tits.

by findingnemo September 15, 2013