Common sense 

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.

The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.

Common sense by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

shitter sense 

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

shitter sense by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Road Sense 

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

Road Sense by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

Common Sense 

Ironically, despite its name, Common Sense is not so common. In this tier, the items are like the invaluable, yet surprisingly rare, ability to think and act using knowledge, experience, understanding, and insight. Possessions at the Common Sense level are hard to come by, often overlooked, but immensely beneficial and impactful when appropriately utilized.

1. It took me weeks to strategize and earn a Common Sense weapon, which immediately made my character much more formidable in battle.

2. She equipped her character with a Common Sense ring that boosted her intuition stats significantly.

Common Sense by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

sixth sense 

This movie's ending was shocking to so many viewers it became the prime example for people who prefer to not spoil the ending of a movie or book by knowing how it ends. Most people refer to this movie in terms of whether they knew the ending or not.

"Harry Potter 6 is the next Sixth Sense."

"La la la la ... I don't want to know the ending! My bitch-ass brother always Sixth-Senses me and I've been avoiding him until Sunday."

"Dude, don't pull a Sixth Sense on me -- I don't want any spoilers."

sixth sense by Coell September 6, 2005

Fuck-sense 

When something makes absolutely no sense at all it makes 'fuck-sense.'

"Chuck Norris? Killed by Bruce Lee? That makes absolute fuck-sense."

Fuck-sense by Babazoid August 9, 2009

common sense 

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.

Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.

common sense by Lon May 18, 2005