schmommy

a mommy that might be a man....

dude im confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 18, 2007

SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

Scamo'd

Being short; grimy; one who Is naturally dirty ; one who smokes but never smokes out people ; and or one who is self centered all about himself.

He drank my drank and smoked my smoke and didn't throw shit on it! I've been scamo'd.

by Feelgrizzle January 12, 2012

schmonday

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.

"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."

by generalChaos August 26, 2013

schmockabsorber

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

by Koos January 4, 2004

Scomosexual

A person who is a fan or groupie of Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.

"Yeah mate, I hear the guy's a real Scomosexual".

by Yellow Devil March 18, 2019