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Salt Farmer

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
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suck salt

A term commonly used in colloquial Trinibagonian conversations used essentially to tell people to "fuck off"
Joe: Frankie ask to borrow the wacker.
Kyle: Tell he tuh suck salt, last time I had to go and beg him fuh it back.
by yhsiah July 22, 2021
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M.C Saltine

1. Cracker
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.
by CrazyP April 2, 2007
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Sitting on Salt

Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.

Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.

Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...
by Siabata April 25, 2011
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pull a salt

pull a salt or pulling a salt, or doing a salt is when you have a team mate in left 4 dead that accidentally throws a molotov (a fire in a bottle) way too close to the whole team, managing to down them or kill them all.
Teammate 1: *throws a molotov*
Teammate 2: "dude, did you pull a salt on us?"
Teammate 1: "i'm sorry, I thought the fire wouldn't hit us. It didn't seem like i threw it that close!"
by slushiestfiend March 9, 2017
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Pass the salt

Larry: "I really want to know the meaning of life"
David: "That's ridiculous. Pass the salt."
by financeisfun September 19, 2015
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Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away
Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night
by E-waynesky June 1, 2015
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