Sami

A Sami is smart funny fun and wise. If you have a Sami in your life keep her in it because she is the best thing ever

I love Sami

by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019

Samy

his nickname is sam ni san
he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf

APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever

YEYAH SAMY

by Sam Ni San November 10, 2020

Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

sami-ul

the guy who is gonna give you you're first orgasms'. He might might not by you something to eat but he will definitely eat you

oh sami-ul im so glad I went to winter wonderland with you. Next time we should go to my house

by Plantlivesmatter November 21, 2021

Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.

boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "

by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024