the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"
by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022
Get the Samimug. 
THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME
Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool
Me: yea, it’s a Sami.
Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*
Me: yea, it’s a Sami.
Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*
by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022
Get the Samimug. by Fatcatpat November 22, 2021
Get the Samimug. the guy who is gonna give you you're first orgasms'. He might might not by you something to eat but he will definitely eat you
by Plantlivesmatter November 21, 2021
Get the sami-ulmug.