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Assistant Vice President of Sales

a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.
The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.
by `/.;' May 5, 2011
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salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.
Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.
by Dan Jones June 11, 2006
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salmon driving

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"
by the other Ben March 31, 2007
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Salisbury Hop

A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.

The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"

When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
by Mister Five June 4, 2011
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Sales Whore

A Sales Whore is a person who will do anything for a sale at the cost of others feelings, opinions, or expense. A true Sales Whore will never lose a sale to a competitor and will spare no expense to obtain the products needed. He will not let rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water stand between them and closing a sale. Once a Sales Whore, always a Sales Whore! It is a way of life...
Damn, did you see that guy? He wouldn't let that customer leave until he purchased that shit from him! He is going to transfer that stuff cross country to make that sale. That guy is a true Sales Whore.
by SW123 April 15, 2012
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salmon bagging

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)
Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging
by salmon bagger November 1, 2014
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salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017
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