She’s a mom. She will give you tissues, hand sanitizer, hugs and bandaids. She’ll go along with some of your weirdo ideas. She like going on long walks and the boyz. She likes video games has good taste in clothes? Irish baby. She always has ideas for new adventures. Draws well. Is short (hah). Always sends funny videos. Kitty. She’s famous search on spotify.
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Hey,
It’s me.
I’m writing this cause I want to talk to you, talk to me. Talk to myself. So here I am. Writing on urban dictionary. So tell me.
How do I get over regrets? You see I could wish I never lied and just told the truth, but how do you tell the truth when the truth is worse then the lie. In a situation like that I should have just not said anything. I should have not gotten anyone involved. I don’t know why I did. I think about it from time to time. I think I was just alone.
But here I am alone again. I have all these friends but no one really knows me.
I want to be an open book, maybe I can’t be now but one day I might just be. It’s the only thing that keeps me going I’m just scared, scared if I’m wrong.
I don't always feel like this, I distract myself with going out with friends, working, going shopping, studying but I can’t always distract myself cause sometimes I just run out of things to do.
Thank you.
It’s me.
I’m writing this cause I want to talk to you, talk to me. Talk to myself. So here I am. Writing on urban dictionary. So tell me.
How do I get over regrets? You see I could wish I never lied and just told the truth, but how do you tell the truth when the truth is worse then the lie. In a situation like that I should have just not said anything. I should have not gotten anyone involved. I don’t know why I did. I think about it from time to time. I think I was just alone.
But here I am alone again. I have all these friends but no one really knows me.
I want to be an open book, maybe I can’t be now but one day I might just be. It’s the only thing that keeps me going I’m just scared, scared if I’m wrong.
I don't always feel like this, I distract myself with going out with friends, working, going shopping, studying but I can’t always distract myself cause sometimes I just run out of things to do.
Thank you.
Salma: Ik I got this but I just need to get my life together, and move out. Then I will be finally content.
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Get the sockeye salmon mug.Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
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Get the Awkward Salmon mug.The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.
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